I have been working late the past two nights. I leave the house with the boys at 6:20 am and return home by 10:00 pm. SIGH.On these nights Casey picks the boys up from my moms. I literally have no Idea what he does with them from 5:00 – bedtime.
Grant woke up this morning after a "boys night" with dad. I called Casey to ask how Grant got hurt last night. Casey said there were no injuries to report.
Our conversation went like this:
Me: did Grant get a bloody nose last night?
Casey: No he was fine why?
Me: he woke up with blood on his face and he doesn't know what happened.
Casey: it's not blood it's probably M&Ms. He was eating them in bed before he fell asleep.
AWESOME.
While I am not at home my children are not bathed, teeth are not brushed, and the main source of nutrition is candy. Again AWESOME.
I forgot….when he put a ring on it we left for our honeymoon in a DeLorean
and flashbacked to 1950. 
Don't worry dear. I'll take care of it, right after I finish dinner. Can I get you a cocktail while you wait?
♥Don't worry Casey I still love you ♥
